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Slogan: "I've gone with the long shot before, Danny. I ended up with you. You said there was a 10% chance of rain but I brought my umbrella because 10% is enough for me believe that it's possible." spoken by Lindsay Messer
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Hey, my name is Jasmine. I am a HUGE fan of CSI: NY. I am also a HUGE fan of CSI: Miami and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I am pretty much a HUGE fan of anything and everything CSI related. :)

Occupation: Full time CSI: NY and Danny Messer addict (Yes, its a real job)
Location: Florida
I joined this wiki because: I LOVE CSI:NY!!! I am obssessed. I have dreams about CSI: NY (mostly Danny, Lindsay, Lucy, and Flack)

The best word to describe me is: Major CSI addict :)

Interests: CSI, forensic science, Danny Messer, volleyball, CSI...

Favorite movies: High School Musical, High School Musical 2, High School Musical 3

Favorite TV shows: CSI: NY (duh!!), CSI: Miami, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Forensic Files

My hero(es): My mom, my dad, GOD, all the CSI people (mostly Danny)

My superpower is: Able to detect anything CSI

If I could live anywhere, it would be: New York City, New York

My dream job(s): Forensic Scientist or CSI

What else you should know about me: I LOVE CSI!!!! and DANNY!!! Oh, and I also LOVE Flack :)



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You know You're addicted to CSI:Miami when... bold are things that I've actually done
...see a hummer and get all excited.
...leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene -at least I've pretended I was
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...when you hear gun or bullets, GSR, Blond, Southern ect. you think of Calleigh
...when you hear water/recovery or swimm in a race, Cuban you think of Eric
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it (The Who).
...know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...Write fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish (You know it)
...you go shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends (Always)
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs
..suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI. I perfer to act like Calleigh)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science
...you know what AFIS, CODIS, GSR and IAB mean and don't forget DOA
...when you know every time it comes on and watch it even if you've seen it (All the time)
...when you have September 22nd marked down on everythin
...when someone mentions the date September 22nd, you get excited!
...CSI:Miami became your bedtime story; you fall asleep each night watching one of them
...Write CSI Miami Every night before you go to sleep
...You almost cry when Alexx or Speed leave/die, Calleigh gets kidnapped and Eric goes missing Copy and past into your profile (I cryed a little when Calleigh started to cry when Eric went missing)
...You still get freaked out every time the episode where Eric And Natalia have a pregancy scare- (more for hiphugger fans)

You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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26 sweet thing a guy would do
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
And this ...

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY

That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering


Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Worst Pickup Lines ever!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Man: Do you have a library card?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I'm checking you out!


Man: Was your dad a robber?
Woman:
Why?
Man:
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Man: "Are you from Tennessee?"
Woman:
"No."
Man:"Are you sure? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see."



Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please it’s too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn’t want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you won’t repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.

A white man said,
“Colored people are not allowed here.”
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
“Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I’m sick I’m BLACK, When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, When I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you’re PINK When you grow up you’re WHITE, When you’re sick, you’re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you’re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story makes me feel so sad! =*(
Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict, her parents kept her locked in an attic her only friend was a little toy bear it was old and worn out and had patches of hair she always talked to it when no one’s around she lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound until her parents unlock the door, some more and more pain she’ll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face, why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries, she loves her parents, but they want her to die. She sits in the corner, quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life for a sad little kid, she’d get beaten and beaten for anything she did… Then one night, her mom came home high, and the poor child was hit and slapped, and hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade, it was sharp and pointy, one that she made. She threw the blade right in her chest, saying, " You deserve to die, you worthless pest! "The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying, she grabbed her bear and started crying. Police showed up at the small little house, they quickly barged in, and everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl lying on the floor. It must have been bad to go through so much harm, but at least she died with her best friend in her arms….


HOW COULD YOU?
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows,
I became your best friend. Whenever I was “bad,” you’d shake your finger at me and ask, “How could you?” —
but then you’d relent and roll me over for a belly rub.
My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy,
but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.
We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because “ice cream is bad for dogs” you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career,
and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.
She, now your wife, is not a “dog person” — still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.
Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a “prisoner of love.”
As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch — because your touch was now so infrequent — and I would’ve defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.
These past few years, you just answered “yes” and changed the subject.
I had gone from being “your dog” to “just a dog,” and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You’ve made the right decision for your “family,” but there was a time when I was your only family
I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, “I know you will find a good home for her.” They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with “papers.” You had to pry your son’s fingers loose from my collar,
as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don’t let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.
You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, “How could you?”
They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen,
I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind — that this was all a bad dream… or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.
When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.
As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, “How could you?” Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, “I’m so sorry.”
She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure
I went to a better place, where I wouldn’t be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself — a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my “How could you?” was not directed at her.
It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.




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ericadelko I Agree 0 May 25 2010, 3:13 PM EDT by ericadelko
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i agree they are the perfect couple but eric and calleigh come 1st
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dll_ftw Tks for the add ^^ 1 May 3 2010, 8:21 PM EDT by i_love_dantana1101
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quite a gallery you have here xD

btw, Lucy looks huge! O_o
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CSIMesserLover wtf 1 Apr 21 2010, 2:58 PM EDT by i_love_dantana1101
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WTF?
you have only one compliment??
i think that need to change..;)
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LucyMesserFan Big fan of CSI !!!! 3 Apr 10 2010, 7:56 PM EDT by i_love_dantana1101
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Hiya I love your profile picture I think it is so cool
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i_love_dantana1101 SHANE CASEY?!?!? 1 Apr 5 2010, 6:18 AM EDT by LucyMesserFan
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What in the world are Shane Casey's fingerprints doing on Danny's dogtags?!?! I hope that the Messer family does not get hurt. :(
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